Review: 396 Pure, Unadulterated, Dyed-In-The-wool, 100% Made-Up, Completely Fake Disneyland "Facts" By: Horatio Q Liar

396 pure, unadulterated, dyed-in-the-wool, 100% made-up, completely fake disneyland "facts" by Dominick Cancilla
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

***** This is a First Reads, Thank You Goodreads *****

The "Magical" place on earth - apparently there are others that have the same observations as me and are not afraid to list the insanity that occurs once you enter the turnstiles or talk to those who eyes that glaze over, a dopey smile washes across the face, and a tirade of the wonder of the theme park is spewed in your direction and then wish for the hours of your life back.
How many "facts" can be found in a place where you pay to wait in line to ride three rides the whole day - 396. These are fake facts, that when you go back into the trauma of the experience, you can laugh. I found them filled with the kind of dry humor, a bit tongue in cheek, that I can appreciate. Keep this book handy - this is the one you want when family wants a reunion at the park, or the kids/grandkids want a trip - a simple reminder of the insane and that you are not alone.

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